chronicles of band boys as parents

jackfkntwist: Oli Sykes was sitting at his kitchen table one day, reading the newspaper, when his 3...

Sat, 07 Apr 2012 16:31:10 +1000

Oli Sykes was sitting at his kitchen table one day, reading the newspaper, when his 3 year old daughter comes running into the room giggling.

“What’s so funny?” He asks her, smiling.

“I’ve got a secret!” She giggles.

“IT’S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE IT’S ON THE BACK OF MY LUNGS AND I’M GONNA KEEP IT!” He screams, picking her up by her pigtails and swinging her around the room, sobbing madly.

Alex Gaskarth was sittng in the waiting room of the hospital shaking is leg nervously. His best...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:50:38 +1000

Alex Gaskarth was sittng in the waiting room of the hospital shaking is leg nervously. His best friend was in a terrible accident and was in intensive care. The doctor came out looking very upset.
“He didn’t make it” the doctor said sadly
Alex began to cry. “You can’t do anything else? He’s really gone?”
“I’m sorry but there was nothing more-” the doctor started to say.
“THAN A CAUSAL FUCK. ISN’T THAT JUST HOW THEY OPERATE?” Alex interupted and took off screaming crying and running down the halls of the hospital.

Jonathan Cook was walking into his living room just as the phone started to ring. His daughter...

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:50:21 +1000

Jonathan Cook was walking into his living room just as the phone started to ring. His daughter picked up and said “Hey Brittany!” Jonathan mumbled to himself, “…why are you messing with me.” and began to cry on the couch.

Mark sat at the kitchen Reading the newspaper when he's daughter came in " I'm going to come Home late please Tell mom " He started to cry quitly. " that is not her fault " he wispered .

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:50:09 +1000

Cristofer Drew’s daughter was taking care of her dad after he broke his arm during one of his...

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:06:15 +1000

Cristofer Drew’s daughter was taking care of her dad after he broke his arm during one of his ‘outbursts’ she asked him “did it hurt?” “WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN!!” he screamed, pushing her away and running into the night crying, never to be seen again

sierra kusterbeck and her daughter were at the park when a large bird landed on her daughter. "OH MY GOD MOM THERE'S A VULTURE ON MY SHOULDER-" she began to scream but sierra began to weep, and sang out "AND HE'S TELLING ME TO GIVE IN!!!!" she then shoved her daughter and the bird into the lake where they drowned.

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 16:06:05 +1000

Brendon Urie was sitting in a church for a wedding ceremony. As they were going through the mass,...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:06:24 +1000

Brendon Urie was sitting in a church for a wedding ceremony. As they were going through the mass, Sarah noticed he wasn’t responding correctly to the priest’s prompts. She turned and whispered “Bren, any practiced Catholic would…” “CROSS THEMSELVES UPON ENTERING?!?!” as he ran out of the church crying.

Patrick Stump was sitting in Starbucks with his daughter having a chai tea in silence staring out of the window. She was on the phone with her boyfriend after they had just had a fight. She said on the phone, "I don't blame you.." Patrick got up screaming "FOR BEING YOU BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR HATING IT" and threw his tea in her face before running into the parking lot sobbing.

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:06:05 +1000

i probably won’t be posting much on here anymore since the stories have stopped but ill be on...

Fri, 18 Nov 2011 19:05:36 +1000

i probably won’t be posting much on here anymore since the stories have stopped but ill be on my personal http://butthurtbandboys.tumblr.com/ so yeah

Pete was sick in bed so Bronx called the doctor to check him out. The doctor arrived so Bronx told his father "The doctor's here, should I let him in?" but Pete was already out of bed screaming "DON'T LET THE DOCTOR IN I WANNA BLOW OFF STEAM!!" crying hysterically.

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:03:22 +1000

Derek Sanders was walking by his daughter’s room and asked her what she was working on. she...

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:03:14 +1000

Derek Sanders was walking by his daughter’s room and asked her what she was working on. she told him she was writing her college essay. she said “dad, i need to write about someone i look up to.. like my hero-” derek stopped her in mid sentence and said “SHE’S THE LAST REAL DREAMER I KNOW!” he then ran out of the room crying and took off into the night never to be seen again.

Ryan Ross and his son just finished playing baseball. His son was gloating because he won. “As...

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:03:11 +1000

Ryan Ross and his son just finished playing baseball. His son was gloating because he won. “As if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off! I’m designed to kill.” Ryan said before pushing his son down and climbing up a tree.

Sean Smith walked in to his living room to find his teenage daughter on the phone and looking in the mirror, talking about her imperfections. With a sigh, she hung up. Sean took the opportunity to tell his daughter that he thought she was perfect "Dad, I will never be perfect." She replied. Sean stopped dead in his tracks. "What did you say?" "I said, I will never be perfect-" "CAUSE I'LL NEVER BE YOU!" he screamed, before punching her in the face and jumping through the window.

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:03:01 +1000

Travis Clark and his wife were on their way home from the hospital with their new-born baby. When they pulled up in front of their house, Travis' wife whispered "Look, sweetie, this is our town!" to the baby. "THIS IS WHERE WE'RE MEANT TO BE!" Travis screamed, throwing his baby out the window, sobbing.

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:02:49 +1000

Why do you never post anymore? It makes me sad!

Mon, 14 Nov 2011 22:02:28 +1000

idek the stories kinda died down and i just focus on my main blog

Jordan Witzigreuter and his wife Kaitlyn were stopped at a red light when someone tapped on his car...

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:39:47 +1000

Jordan Witzigreuter and his wife Kaitlyn were stopped at a red light when someone tapped on his car window. He rolled it down and a man asked, “Could you please tell me how to get to the next town?” Kaitlyn starts to answer, “Oh, just follow the freeway-” “BREAK THE ROUTINE. CAUSE EVERYTHING IS SECOND TO YOUR DREAMS!” Jordan shouts in the man’s face, stepping on the gas pedal and flying through the ongoing traffic, hysterically sobbing.

William Beckett was driving Genevieve home from school one day. "hey, hey now we're almost home" Genevieve says in excitment. I'm missing you to death, but it's all for the best i know" William whispers while a lone tear rolls down his cheek and crashes his car into a fire hydrent. He takes off his top and lies in the fetal position in the puddle of water from the hydrent. "Not again dad!" Genevieve sighs

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:39:35 +1000

Can I request a story about Andy Biersack and William Beckett?

Thu, 10 Nov 2011 02:39:28 +1000

Danny Worsnop was dreading going to take his driving test. The past few times, he’s made...

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:14:55 +1000

Danny Worsnop was dreading going to take his driving test. The past few times, he’s made mistakes and gotten frustrated over it, but the only reason he still persisted was because of the hot instructor. As he got in the car, the instructor said, “Take a seat, my dear. Make yourself comfortable.”
“This could take a while.” He whispered to himself, tears streaming down his face as he shifted into gear.

“Son” Bryce Avary said to his son who was on the phone. “Just hold on.” His...

Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:14:39 +1000

“Son” Bryce Avary said to his son who was on the phone.

“Just hold on.” His son said to him.

Tears welled up in Bryce’s eyes. “And here with you under these covers, I’ll stay with you there is no other!” Bryce yelled at the top of his lungs, throwing his son’s phone.