April 2012
1 post
jackfkntwist:
Oli Sykes was sitting at his kitchen table one day, reading the newspaper, when his 3 year old daughter comes running into the room giggling.
“What’s so funny?” He asks her, smiling.
“I’ve got a secret!” She giggles.
“IT’S ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE IT’S ON THE BACK OF MY LUNGS AND I’M GONNA KEEP IT!” He screams, picking her up by her pigtails and swinging her around the room,...
November 2011
47 posts
Alex Gaskarth was sittng in the waiting room of the hospital shaking is leg nervously. His best friend was in a terrible accident and was in intensive care. The doctor came out looking very upset. “He didn’t make it” the doctor said sadly Alex began to cry. “You can’t do anything else? He’s really gone?” “I’m sorry but there was nothing more-” the doctor started to say. “THAN A CAUSAL FUCK....
Jonathan Cook was walking into his living room just as the phone started to ring. His daughter picked up and said “Hey Brittany!” Jonathan mumbled to himself, “…why are you messing with me.” and began to cry on the couch.
lucif asked: Mark sat at the kitchen Reading the newspaper when he's daughter came in " I'm going to come Home late please Tell mom " He started to cry quitly. " that is not her fault " he wispered .
Cristofer Drew’s daughter was taking care of her dad after he broke his arm during one of his ‘outbursts’ she asked him “did it hurt?” “WHEN YOU FELL FROM HEAVEN!!” he screamed, pushing her away and running into the night crying, never to be seen again
worstkindoflesson asked: sierra kusterbeck and her daughter were at the park when a large bird landed on her daughter. "OH MY GOD MOM THERE'S A VULTURE ON MY SHOULDER-" she began to scream but sierra began to weep, and sang out "AND HE'S TELLING ME TO GIVE IN!!!!" she then shoved her daughter and the bird into the lake where they drowned.
Brendon Urie was sitting in a church for a wedding ceremony. As they were going through the mass, Sarah noticed he wasn’t responding correctly to the priest’s prompts. She turned and whispered “Bren, any practiced Catholic would…” “CROSS THEMSELVES UPON ENTERING?!?!” as he ran out of the church crying.
Anonymous asked: Patrick Stump was sitting in Starbucks with his daughter having a chai tea in silence staring out of the window. She was on the phone with her boyfriend after they had just had a fight. She said on the phone, "I don't blame you.." Patrick got up screaming "FOR BEING YOU BUT YOU CAN'T BLAME ME FOR HATING IT" and threw his tea in her face before running into the parking...
i probably won’t be posting much on here anymore since the stories have stopped but ill be on my personal http://butthurtbandboys.tumblr.com/ so yeah
Anonymous asked: Pete was sick in bed so Bronx called the doctor to check him out. The doctor arrived so Bronx told his father "The doctor's here, should I let him in?" but Pete was already out of bed screaming "DON'T LET THE DOCTOR IN I WANNA BLOW OFF STEAM!!" crying hysterically.
Derek Sanders was walking by his daughter’s room and asked her what she was working on. she told him she was writing her college essay. she said “dad, i need to write about someone i look up to.. like my hero-” derek stopped her in mid sentence and said “SHE’S THE LAST REAL DREAMER I KNOW!” he then ran out of the room crying and took off into the night never to...
Ryan Ross and his son just finished playing baseball. His son was gloating because he won. “As if you could outrun me! As if you could fight me off! I’m designed to kill.” Ryan said before pushing his son down and climbing up a tree.
josyisaboremostly-deactivated20 asked: Sean Smith walked in to his living room to find his teenage daughter on the phone and looking in the mirror, talking about her imperfections. With a sigh, she hung up. Sean took the opportunity to tell his daughter that he thought she was perfect "Dad, I will never be perfect." She replied. Sean stopped dead in his tracks. "What did you say?" "I said, I will never be...
Anonymous asked: Travis Clark and his wife were on their way home from the hospital with their new-born baby. When they pulled up in front of their house, Travis' wife whispered "Look, sweetie, this is our town!" to the baby. "THIS IS WHERE WE'RE MEANT TO BE!" Travis screamed, throwing his baby out the window, sobbing.
Anonymous asked: Why do you never post anymore? It makes me sad!
Jordan Witzigreuter and his wife Kaitlyn were stopped at a red light when someone tapped on his car window. He rolled it down and a man asked, “Could you please tell me how to get to the next town?” Kaitlyn starts to answer, “Oh, just follow the freeway-” “BREAK THE ROUTINE. CAUSE EVERYTHING IS SECOND TO YOUR DREAMS!” Jordan shouts in the man’s face,...
Anonymous asked: William Beckett was driving Genevieve home from school one day. "hey, hey now we're almost home" Genevieve says in excitment. I'm missing you to death, but it's all for the best i know" William whispers while a lone tear rolls down his cheek and crashes his car into a fire hydrent. He takes off his top and lies in the fetal position in the puddle of water from the...
Anonymous asked: Can I request a story about Andy Biersack and William Beckett?
Danny Worsnop was dreading going to take his driving test. The past few times, he’s made mistakes and gotten frustrated over it, but the only reason he still persisted was because of the hot instructor. As he got in the car, the instructor said, “Take a seat, my dear. Make yourself comfortable.” “This could take a while.” He whispered to himself, tears streaming down...
“Son” Bryce Avary said to his son who was on the phone.
“Just hold on.” His son said to him.
Tears welled up in Bryce’s eyes. “And here with you under these covers, I’ll stay with you there is no other!” Bryce yelled at the top of his lungs, throwing his son’s phone.
Anonymous asked: Alex Gaskarth was yelling at his wife, so she said "Baby, don't yell", trying to calm him down. Alex then screamed "YOU'RE TEARING A HOLE RIGHT THROUGH THE WALLS OF EVERYTHING WE USED TO KNOW" even louder than before and ran out of the house crying.
“Let’s get these teen hearts beating faster, faster!” Ryan Ross instructed his son to sing. “But that’s stupid dad.” said his son. This angered Ryan terribly. “LISTEN BOY, IF YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN AS THE NEXT RYAN ROSS YOU WILL SING AS I SAY!” he said kicking the garbage can down. “Yes dad…” said his son as he sang. Ryan sat back...
Anonymous asked: Ryan's teenage daughter and her friends went out one day. They came back way past curfew. When they finally came back home, they said "We're so sorry we've been gone!" which then Ryan responded with "WE WERE BUSY WRITING SONGS FOR YOUUU!!!" then proceeded to flip table over and crash out the window, screaming hysterically as he ran down the street.
Frank Iero was sitting inside, reading the news. Lily comes running inside. “Daddy, Cherry’s fallen out of the tree! Get us a doctor!” Frank looks up. “What did you say?!” “We need a doctor—” “A fucking doctor!” Frank screams back, curling up in a ball on the floor sobbing and rocking back and forth.
Anonymous asked: Alex Gaskarth and his family were watching a movie in their living room. Alex went to go turn on the lights when his wife said "Keep the lights off". "YOU ONLY DO IT IN THE DARK!" Alex screamed in her face and began rolling around on the floor, sobbing.
Alex Deleon and his 10 year old daughter Megan were at Target browsing the toys. They went down the barbie aisle, and a Justin Bieber barbie doll stuck out to her. She grabbed it and carried it to her father. “I want it bad!” Alex began shouting “I WANT A BAD GIRL BABY YEAH” curled up into a ball, rocked himself back and forth while crying.
*Knock Knock* As Christofer Drew was opening the door, he found his daughter standing there, with a cop beside her. The cop said, “Why don’t you tell your father what happened.” His daughter spoke, “I’m in trouble-” Chris interrupted her, “IM AN ADDICT” Christofer broke down in tears, while the cops carried him away in handcuffs.
Anonymous asked: Bronx came home from school one day in tears and ran to his dad and Pete said "what happened?" and Bronx said "the teacher yelled at me today!" "What did she say?" he asked his son and Bronx said between sobs "she said-- she said.. she said--" "WHY DON'T YOU JUST DROP DEAD" Pete screamed and punched Bronx and jumped through the window.
Anonymous asked: William Beckett steps into the principals office and sits down next to his daughter. "care to explain?" says the principal, fixing his eyes upon Genevieve. "I didn't do anything!" she says "but the teacher said I don't look innocent enough." William stares at the wall blankly and repeats "I don't look innocent enough... We're...
spunkymalones asked: Hi~ Me and my friends were hanging out at Power Mac Center, which is our country's version of the Apple store (they don't have any stores here yet). We were tinkering with the Macbooks and going online. When it was time to leave, I left the Macbook I was using on this blog. When we left I saw people reading the stories and laughing. It was awesome! :-)
Christofer Drew took his daughter to her favorite band’s concert. After the show, they waited for the band to come out so his daughter could meet them. She approached the lead singer of the band and told him, “I’m a real big fan of yours!” “BUT I’M QUITE THE JOKE TO YOU!” Christofer shouted, pulling his daughter away and running towards the car, which he...
One day, Christopher Drew and his daughter were talking over lunch. She began to tease him about a lame joke he made, to which he defended himself with, “Hey, I’m a cool dad!” She laughed and said, “I know, you’re SO cool.” His eyes began to water as he whimpered, “…but I must be a fool for taking you in and letting you win control of my...
“Dad, you know you can’t grow a beard, when are you going to stop trying?” Brendon’s daughter sighs, annoyed at her father for his embarrassing patchy facial hair.
“I won’t cut my beard and I won’t change my hair…” he sobs, covering his face and running to his bedroom. His daughter calls her mom to tell her he’s having a breakdown.
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Anonymous asked: Derek Sanders was having breakfast with his son when his son said "Dad, I had a dream last night we-" "DROVE OUT TO SEE LAS VEGAS" Derek screamed as he began to roll around on them floor crying.
illbeyoursaferide asked: Derek and his son went rock climbing together. As Derek hoisted his son up, his son screamed with joy "in this moment we're connected!!" right then he slips and is left dangling from the mountain as Derek screams back "IF WE FALL, WE FALL TOGETHER!" and starts to sob uncontrollably on the side of the mountain
Vic Fuentes and his daughter Rita, were sitting in the living room discussion their day. Vic asked, “Anything important going on at school?” Rita responded “No sir.” She lied, trying to hide the flyer before he saw it. Quickly, she crumbled it up, “What it that?” He asked all confused. ”Its nothing, forget it.” She tried to get rid of it. “Rita...
Patrick Stump sits inside his house, staring out the window. His daughter comes over and says “Penny for your thoughts?”. Patrick jumps up and screams “BUT A DOLLAR FOR YOUR INSIDES” and jumps out the window into the road
Anonymous asked: (For Annon) One day Christopher Drew was just getting home and he heard his son yelling at someone on the phone. He walked into his sons room after the yelling stopped and it seemed like he hung up the phone Chris asked "Whats wrong?" His son said, "I'm in trouble" Chris was stunned and asked "Y-y-y-you're w-w-what?" tears welling up in his eyes...
Austin Carlile and his daughter were sitting by the sea and her daughter said “Look at the sea dady! Look at the waves!” a tear rolled down from his eyes as he yelled “MAKE WAVES MAKE WAVES I’M SEA IT’S ALL YOU CAN TAKE!”
Jonny Craig’s sees his daughter doing her english homework, so he comes over and asks if she needs any help. “Dad, what’s the plural of baby?” He chokes back a sob and exclaims “IM PRETTY SURE ITS ‘SHUT THE FUCK UP” causing her to run out of the room crying.
At 11:59pm on the eve of his sons birthday, Mark Hoppus crept up the stairs, slowly opened his bedroom door, switched the lights on and screamed. “Oh my God, what’s wrong dad?” His son asked.“Nobody likes you when you’re 23…” A tear rolled down his cheek as bit his fist and shut his eyes.
fyeahitsmarga asked: John's daughter was playing in the playground. Then when she came back to her mother, she saw a tear on her dress. She said "honey, there's a tear on your dress." John bit his lip and teary eyed, whispered "and a tear in her eye. And just like that her whole life flashed by..." He covered his face while crying and walked away running like a girl.
Anonymous asked: Derek Sanders and his son were at Disley World when his son asked "Dad, is everyone here make believe?" with a tear in his voice he said, "Son, that's the question, does deafening silence mean nothing to no one but me?" and then began to sob uncontrollably.
One day Hayley Williams went to pick up her daughter from school. Sighing loudly, her daughter walked up to her with a grime expression. “What’s wrong, darling?” Hayley said in worry. “Ugh. It’s my stupid friends! They treat me just like another stranger!!” She wailed loudly. Hayley’s eyes filled with tears at her daughters words. “Wh-What did you...
Anonymous asked: jonny craig's child walked in and asked "dad can i get a macbook for christmas?" he responded "no more like shut the fuck up."
Anonymous asked: alex is a chaperone at his daughters school dance and his daughter gets in trouble and asked to leave for inappropriate dancing and alex runs up to his daughter screaming and crying "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN ON THE DANCEFLOOR"
Anonymous asked: CAN SOMEONE DO A CHRISTOFER DREW ONE. PLEASE AND THANKS
Alex walks in on his son watching tv, “SON. I TOLD YOU NO TV UNTIL YOUR HOMEWORK IS DONE.”
“I know I know I knowww!!!!”
“……..that theres a place for me somewhere out there….” Alex sheds a tear as he runs out of the room.
October 2011
318 posts
Anonymous asked: Alex Gaskarth and his daughter were at a liquor store, looking for the perfect drinks to celebrate her 21st birthday. After picking out an inhuman amount of alcohol, Alex and his daughter go to the register. The cashier looks Alex's daughter up and down, "License, please?" he asks. "Oh, come on. I thought I wouldn't get asked this anymore! Do you really need to see an...
Brendon Urie comes home from a long day at work, excited to see his wife and son. But when he walks through the door, his wife seems less than happy. “Brendon, our son is refusing to write his essay for history,” she sighs. Their son rolls his eyes. “I hate homework,” he mumbles. “Boy, you better put that pen to paper,” Brendon’s wife warns....
